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Windows Events Wavs Page
"Windows Errors"
(never get those...do ya) *G*
| help!.wav | 60.4K | "Help, Windows has fallen and can't get up!" |
| ahh.wav | 5.22K | "Pee Wee Herman's famous AHHH" |
| 900g.wav | 54.5K | "What do you mean invalid parameters!? 9000 gigs of RAM and it can't answer a simple question." |
| 911.wav | 15.0K | "Call 911!!" |
| animal3.wav | 22.1K | "Holy Shit!! |
| boing.wav | 7.55K | "A spring-type sound effect" |
| carcrsh.wav | 23.6K | "Brakes squealing and a crash" |
| cfsorry.wav | 45.4K | "Female voice- I'm sorry, you can't do that...why don't you try something else?" |
| cfunable.wav | 21.6K | "Unable to comply" |
| dontknow.wav | 89.7K | "Child-This is a computer..and you don't know how to use it." |
| error.wav | 88.8K | "Error---Please try again" |
| houst.wav | 13.2K | "Houston we have a problem" |
| mademist.wav | 28.4K | "Oooops... made a mistake" |
| redalert.wav | 44.4K | "Very low computer voice saying: RED ALERT" |
| rtfm.wav | 20.9K | "Woman saying: Read the f*cking manual" |
| unstable.wav | 169K | "Woman's computer voice: WARNING: The system has become unstable" |
| yooursy.wav | 17.1K | "Man saying: Your system SUCKS" |
| lolol.wav | 36.1K | "Pretty Psycho laugh" |
"You've got Mail/Messages"
| xfile.wav | 79.0K | "Woman: Your new mail is in ( X-files theme in background)" |
| 5emess.wav | 30.7K | "You got a message" |
| cfincome.wav | 36.2K | "Incoming Message" |
| femail.wav | 20.6K | "Woman: You have a mail message" |
| fnewm.wav | 28.3K | "Woman: You have new mail" |
| gcmail.wav | 56.7K | "George Carlin: There's a letter in you mailbox" |
| hapydays.wav | 75.3K | "To the theme from "Happy Days" ....Sunday, Monday -You've got mail. Tuesday, Wednesday -You've got mail... " |
| incoming.wav | 53.9K | "Male Computer voice: Incoming Message" |
| mail.wav | 62.6K | "Man Singing: You've got some... Group Sings: ...MAIL" |
| masmail.wav | 48.0K | "Woman: You have mail, master" |
| master.wav | 45.7K | "Woman: Master, I have mail for you" |
| nmwait.wav | 30.7K | "Woman: Good morning, you have new mail waiting" |
| ptmail.wav | 67.2K | "It's party time...P.A.R.T...Y? Because...you've got mail" |
"Windows Starts and Shutdowns"
| cfshut.wav | 34.3K | "Auto shutdown sequence in progress..." |
| closing.wav | 51.6K | "Woman's voice: Closing......(shut down sound effect)" |
| exit.wav | 77.5K | "Exiting the system...Good-bye" |
| gdmorn.wav | 23.4K | "Man: Good morning beautiful, let's get busy" |
| greetings.wav | 54.0K | "Greetings Earthling" |
| hadwel.wav | 62.8K | "Small child: Welcome to Windows" |
| ignition.wav | 20.8K | "Ignition...Full throttle" |
| leavethn.wav | 57.3K | "Child: Leave then, Some friend you are" |
| leaving.wav | 114K | "Woman: Ahh...leaving so soon?" |
| mcgrt.wav | 91.8K | "Greetings, I am the artificial intelligence that will be assisting you" |
| niceday.wav | 42.9K | "Man: Have a nice Day" |
| nowinitw.wav | 17.5K | "Man: Now initializing Windows" |
| paulh.wav | 26.9K | "Paul Harvey: Paul Harvey ... Good Day" |
| poweron.wav | 93.8K | "Woman: Power On ... Man: Hey it's working great!" |
| pwork.wav | 68.5K | "Woman: It has been a pleasure working with you today. I hope to see you tomorrow" |
| reentry.wav | 162K | "Windows re-entry now in progress. Please stand by" |
| sdwin1.wav | 57.6K | "Woman: Now shutting down windows. I'll miss you" |
| startup.wav | 242K | "Welcome to Windows 95..(Crowd cheers) " |
| win95f.wav | 65.5K | "Woman: mmmmmmm...Welcome to Windows 95" |
| win98.wav | 59.2K | "Woman: Welcome to ...Windows 98 |
"Emptying the Recycle Bin"
| auth.wav | 24.9 K | "Cool Sound Effect" |
| erased.wav | 25.8K | "Man whispering: Erased from existence" |
| flush.wav | 63.0K | "Toilet Flushing" |
| filedone.wav | 8.47K | "Cool Sound Effect" |
| gcgarb.wav | 50.4K | "George Carlin: Garbage in...Garbage out" |
| termnatd.wav | 7.12K | "TERMINATED" |
| notify.wav | 16.4K | "Another sound Effect" |
| fairy.wav | 12.9K | "A Fairy God Mother waving her wand..." |
"Misc Windows Events"
| yesmastr.wav | 26.8K | "Woman: Yes, Master" |
| cfadd.wav | 84.4K | "Attention: This is an alert. You have been on too long. You must disconnect. You are addicted." |
| cfpass.wav | 29.7K | "Woman's Voice: Please enter your password" |
| cfpass2.wav | 33.6K | "Man's Voice: Please enter your password" |
| cftrans.wav | 46.3K | "Transfer of data is complete" |
| cyberspc.wav | 99.6K | "Woman's computer voice: Now entering cyber space" |
| door2.wav | 5.08K | "Door closing (good for minimizing windows)" |
| evasive.wav | 93.8K | "Computer voice: Taking evasive action" |
| filedon.wav | 52.9K | "File's done...funny mix of things." |
| online.wav | 60.6K | "Man: You are now online" |
| ready.wav | 54.4K | "I'm ready...are you?" |
| squeaky.wav | 7.05K | "Squeeaa-kky (min or max windows)" |
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