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Southpark WAVS/Page 1
Southpark wavs
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| Beefcake.wav | 79.2K | "This is totally sweet, camera crews are setting up and I am looking totally buff, beefcake BEEFCAKE!" |
| crackwhore.wav | 43.1K | "Well at least my mom's not on the cover of Crack-whore magazine" |
| dolphins.wav | 150K | Southpark kids discuss dolphins..." |
| dreams.wav | 56.6K | "Follow your dreams, you can reach your goals, I'm living proof, Beefcake, Beefcake!" |
| grandpa.wav | 65.4K | "Grandpa is 102..." |
| hipcrap.wav | 35.3K | "dolphins, eskimos, who cares? It's all a bunch of tree-huggin hippie crap! " |
| hitler2.wav | 122K | "Cartman is Hitler for Halloween... |
| kickass.wav | 11.1K | "Cartman says "Kickass!" |
| looknbuf.wav | 31.4K | "Laugh all you want, I'm the one who's gonna be on TV, lookin' all BUFF!" |
| nicebody.wav | 35.2K | "I have a nice body and I want to show it off, you got that?" |
| rainbow.wav | 397K | "Cartman gets confused talking about rainbows! " |
| cheezypoofs.wav | 80.9K | "I have to go home and get in shape." "Yeah right, you'll go and sit in front of the TV and eat cheesypoofs, assmaster!" "Screw-U Hippy!" |
| jesus.wav | 271K | "Stan calls Jesus about his gay dog." |
| fatfuck.wav | 50.9K | "Your such a fat f*ck, Cartman, that when you walk down the street, people go god damnit, that is a big fat f*ck!" |
| howdyho.wav | 30.1K | "Mr. Hankey says, "Howdy Ho!" |
| killedkenny.wav | 64.1K | "Oh my god, Jay Leno's chin killed Kenny!" "You Bastard!" Jay replies: "Oh who cares, he dies every damn episode!" |
| lookswell.wav | 38.9K | "Mr Hankey says: Hi-de-ho, Kyle, gosh your lookin swell!" |
| notfat.wav | 37.8K | "Shut up fatboy! "Cartman replies:" I'm not fat, I'm festively plump" |
| nuts.wav | 27.2K | "Kyle I will kick you in the nuts!" |
| referral.wav | 139K | "Miss Crabtree, you have to stop this bus!" "Do you want an office referral?" "no" "Then sit down!" "But I..." |
| screw_u.wav | 8.06K | "Screw-U, Hippy!" |
| sissychick.wav | 125K | "Yeah, if some sissychick tried to kick my ass, I'd be all like, AY, listen, missy, why don't you go knit me a sweater, before I slap you in the face!" |
| wantcheezyp.wav | 35.1K | "You want some cheezypoofs too?" "Yeah I want cheezypoofs!" |
| wg4000.wav | 446K | "Weight Gain 4000 commercial" |
| womankickass.wav | 91.6K | "I would never let a woman kick my ass, If she tried anything, I'd be like, AYY, you get your b*tch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!" |
| 3hours.wav | 47.5K | "This is a bunch of crap! I've been licking this carpet for 3 hours and I still don't feel like a Lesbian!" |
| boring.wav | 84.2K | "Boy I'll tell ya something, Mr. Hat, being hot and sexy is fun for a while, but it sure does get boring." " You can say that again Mr. Garrison." |
| box.wav | 62K | "Cartman, are you still trying to become a Lesbian?" "Yeah dude, my mom says all I have to do is chow on this box!" |
| carpet.wav | 62K | "What the hell are you doing Cartman?" " My mom says if you want to become a Lesbian, you have to lick carpet." |
| carpet2.wav | 236K | "The whole Carpet thing....FUNNY!" |
| commingforus.wav | 72.1K | "It's coming right for us!!" "Kickass!" |
| depends.wav | 83.5K | "When someone gets as old as you, do they have to wear Depends Undergarments?" |
| dolphin.wav | 55.4K | "Dude, dolphins are intelligent and friendly." "Intelligent and friendly on rye bread with some mayonaise..." |
| dontfuck.wav | 75.4K | "Can I tell you something Miss Ellen?" "Of course, Wendy." "Don't F*ck with me!" |
| dontfuck2.wav | 91.7K | "I told her....don't f*ck with Wendy Testaburger!" |
| dontmess.wav | 336K | "The whole conversation between Wendy and Miss Ellen. FUNNY!" |
| dream.wav | 97.4K | "It's strange, but suddenly I feel really confident about myself... and I've decided to quit teaching and do what I have always dreamed of doing, hang out and screw hot chicks...." |
| few100.wav | 107K | "Ok, just a few hundred more shots and we'll be done." "A few hundred?" "Hey, thats the life of a model, baby" "Oh boy I'm going to need some more smack." "You got it." |
| haircut.wav | 26.8K | "Hey who cut your hair, Stevie Wonder?" |
| herpes.wav | 71.9K | "Mr Garrison is embarrased about his nosejob..." |
| ladykiller.wav | 52.1K | "I'm a lady killer, Mr. Hat." "You can say that again, Mr. Garrison" |
| layaway.wav | 108K | "Anyway, Kenny, yellow mega-man is only $8.95, so maybe your mom can put it on layaway, and make payments for a year or two." |
| lesbian.wav | 91.8K | "I can't wait for Miss Ellen to see what a raging lesbian I am." "I'm a bigger lesbian then you." "No, you are a fatter lesbian than me." "Screw you guys, I am KING lesbian!" |
| married.wav | 128K | "and then we can dress up in little costumes and pretend we're getting married..." Cartman looses his cookies..." |
| pipsinvitation.wav | 260K | "What did Cartman do with Pip's invitation to his birthday party?" |
| poofypie.wav | 24.5K | "Hey! I had a Poofy Pie in that desk!" |
| saveself.wav | 18.9K | "Mr. Hat, save yourself!" |
| sayagain.wav | 47.2K | "Kenny can say that again...." |
| solong.wav | 45.8K | "So long substitute, don't let the door hit your ass on the way out now..." |
| vacuum.wav | 41.1K | "I'm going to buy a vacuum cleaner, chicks like vacuum cleaners..." |
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