| abad.wav | 14.0K | "Uh..alcohol is bad..." |
| boringay.wav | 29.2K | "Boring, boring, gay, boring, boring..." |
| dammit.wav | 25.9K | "Cartman says: Gat D*mmit followed by people laughing..." |
| family.wav | 102K | "The kids learn something about family and gives Cartman a hard time" |
| fingerpaint.wav | 92.3K | "Suuure, man, finger paintin' is coooool, mmmmkay?!" |
| fruitcake.wav | 88.2K | "Officer Bar Brady just wants a copy of Bumbly-Wumbly and the Spotted Spacecraft..." |
| hippie.wav | 76.1K | "Drugs are bad, because if you do drugs your a hippie and hippies suck" |
| homealone.wav | 24.7K | "No way, dude, we're not staying alone in your house with your wee-wee chopin' parents!" |
| ike1.wav | 87.2K | "Ike is such a sweetheart!" |
| ike3.wav | 161K | "Another Ike wav..." |
| killer.wav | 14.4K | "Whooopie, this is killer!" |
| nevermind.wav | 37.0K | "Oh my god, they killed....oh nevermind..." |
| nothingtosee.wav | 31.9K | "OK people move along, there's nothing to see here!" |
| onedayatatime.wav | 69.5K | "Yeah, sometimes upholding the law is messy, but you get by, one day at a time." |
| respect.wav | 40.1K | "AAAYYY, I am a cop and you will respect my athoritahhhh....yeah right..." |
| smartass.wav | 67.9K | "Kyle is a smartass..." |
| stayaway.wav | 50.1K | "Kyle protects his brother, Ike for the wee-wee choppin' dude..." |
| stepout.wav | 15.0K | "Step out of the car, please, sir..." |
| trashcan.wav | 59.0K | "A guy thinks Ike is a trash can at the ticket booth..." |
| bad_introduction.wav | 121K | "Mr. Mackey explains that drugs, smoking and alcohol is BAD..." |
| blackpeople.wav | 22.3K | "My mom says there is a lot of black people in China" "What?" |
| chinasucks.wav | 54.9K | "D@mn, Dude, China 'bleeep' sucks!" |
| clearliquid.wav | 65.5K | "Aw, Cheer up bro, all you need is some clear liquid to get your head straight." "Uhhh, boys, LSD is baaad...hmmm" |
| deadfetus.wav | 47.7K | "Shelia, could you pass me the dead fetus? I mean GRAVY....OWWW!" |
| depressed.wav | 73.7K | "Uhhh...m-m-marijuana is baad" "What?" "M-M-Marijuana makes you feel depressed and low, mmmkay?" "And you don't fell that way now?" Uhh, good point..." |
| detetion.wav | 118K | "Mr Mackey explains why the boys are in detention..." |
| drugsrbad.wav | 136K | The-"Drugs are baaad, you are bad if you do drugs, so don't be baaad...speech..." |
| fivemore.wav | 25.2K | "Alright boys, just 5 more of the little b@stards to go!" |
| frogproof.wav | 62.3K | "There you go, proof that not only is this frog real, but it is doing harm to the people of South Park as we speak." "MMMMMM D@mn that frog" |
| getanf.wav | 62.4K | "What if we dont know anybody that was in Vietnam?" "Then you get an 'F', fail the 3rd grade, and have to get a job cleaning septic tanks to support your drug habit." "OH." |
| groovin.wav | 136K | "Mr Mackey on marijuana in the alley..." |
| herewegocows.wav | 44.0K | "Chef cheers the cows on..." |
| hippie2.wav | 29.2K | "Yeah, and if you don't...your a big, dumb$ss, European, hippie, piece of crap! " |
| imscared.wav | 15.8K | "What do you think, Ned?" "MMMM I'm Scared..." " |
| jackson.wav | 147K | "The dude from the audience of 'Jesus and Pals' start in about Michael Jackson..." FUNNY |
| loadofsht.wav | 72.6K | "Are there any questions? Yes Mr. Garrison?" "Yes, uh, where the f*ck did you hear this ridiculous load of bullsh*t?" "From Vietnam veterans!" |
| lsdisbad.wav | 37.0K | "Let's talk about LSD. Uh, Children, LSD is baaad." |
| marijuanabad.wav | 10.6K | "Marijuana is baad..." |
| molested.wav | 103K | "Jerry Springer spoof of Jesus and Pals..." FUNNY |
| nedfaking.wav | 66.3K | "My best friend is a vegetable and I am going to be the laughing stock of South Park!" "Oh Come on Ned's fakin' it, that frog was just a piece of plastic!" "Yeah c'mon Ned, quit faking! " |
| plan.wav | 83.8K | "Did you guys ever see that one Brady Bunch where the guys.....sweet......yeah sweet.....supersweet.....YES!" |
| pussylaw4.wav | 62.7K | "Now the new law passed by Colorado Legislature, which Ned and I call Pussy Law Number 4, states that we can no longer kill animals in defense." |
| revenge.wav | 54.2K | "Dude, their going to look so stupid." "T-Totally" "They deserve it for lying to us, dude." "Revenge is so very, very sweet." |
| ricepicker.wav | 7.64K | "C'Mon ricepicker!" |
| sorry.wav | 48.1K | "Sorry Mr. Mackey...mmmmkay?" MMMkay." "Now children, has that marijuana made it around yet?" |
| spit.wav | 35.7K | "The fireman is very magical...if you rub his helmet, he spits in your eye." |
| toohot4tv.wav | 148K | "The Too Hot for TV commercial for Jesus and Pals... |
| touchme.wav | 37.2K | "It's called conjoined twin myslexia." "Who the hell cares what it's called as long as she doesn't touch me!" |
| undercover.wav | 234K | "Cartman is undercover and makes a bust..." FUNNY |
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