| brb.wav | 53.9K | "Hey, hang on you guys I'll be right back" |
| $10.wav | 53.3K | "You couldn't catch crabs from a $10 hooker. How is your sister by the way?" |
| $5mom.wav | 43.3K | "Isn't that the same price you mother charges for a blow job you piece of dog shit?" |
| 1hand.wav | 60.6K | "What I really want to know about cyber sex... is how the hell do you type with just one hand?" |
| 2hell.wav | 88.6K | "Welcome.....TO HELL!" |
| 357.wav | 40.6K | "357 shot!" |
| antix.wav | 23.4K | "I think he's the anti-christ" |
| aol.wav | 29.3 K | "America Online...It's knowledge...It's power....IT SUCKS!!!" |
| aoladdix.wav | 254K | "If you HATE America Online ... you will LOVE this wav... (Thanks Larry!) " |
| budfrogs.wav | 104K | "The famous Budweiser Frogs" |
| budsplat.wav | 64.7K | "Those same frogs...meet a speeding car..." |
| calmdown.wav | 43.1K | "You know...you're really too tense you need to...CALM THE F*CK DOWN!" |
| chatty2u.wav | 28.2K | "One more word young lady and your going to be gagged." |
| chiorboy.wav | 27.4K | "Oh shut up. Stop acting like a fag chiorboy." |
| demented.wav | 49.2K | "This is what happens when demented people play with powerful toys." |
| elmo.wav | 136K | "...POOOOR Elmo ..." |
| exit.wav | 4.89K | "Computer-type woman's voice saying... Exiting the system, Good-bye." |
| fucknhed.wav | 29.2K | "Anybody move, I'll blow your f*ckin head off. (Pulp Fiction)" |
| hottub.wav | 599K | "Funny public message on a California disease...." |
| iq.wav | 36.3K | "Did IQ's just drop sharply while I was away?" |
| isthata.wav | 91.9K | "Is that a gun in your pocket, or you just glad to see me?" |
| Kmart.wav | 113K | "Attention K-Mart shoppers...An asshole has just entered the room." |
| kylemail.wav | 24.5K | "Oh my God!!!...(You've got mail)...You B*stard!! (cool South Park remix) " |
| letsdoit.wav | 2.40K | "Let's Do It" |
| lol.wav | 9.07K | "A guy laughing..." |
| lol-no.wav | 14.6K | "What the f*ck are you laughing at?" |
| madcow.wav | 122K | "The famous MAD Cow!!" |
| monkey.wav | 13.8K | "From Saturday Night Live...Do you want to touch my monkey?" |
| notice.wav | 22.0K | "Good for an mIRC pager sound...a beep then a guy says - HEY." |
| outahere.wav | 155K | "Attention chatters: We have another potential asshole in the room. Will all members please activate their alert button immediately. Let us now get this f*cking jerk OUTA-HERE. Thank-you." |
| pager.wav | 57.1K | "Another good mIRC pager sound: Beep Beep...you are being paged...Beep Beep" |
| pervert.wav | 24.3K | "Get the hell out of here and stay out, you pervert!" |
| sit&shut.wav | 19.6K | "Go sit the f*ck down and shut the f*ck up" |
| smrtass.wav | 29.2K | "Hey don't be a little smartass-you...you jerkin me around?" |
| thnkumch.wav | 89.5K | "Johnny Bravo says: Thank-you...thank-you very much..." |
| toquest.wav | 13.0K | "A woman's computer voice says: That is not a valid question." |
| torture.wav | 29.6K | "Well I guess I'll just have to find me a new man to torture." |
| trippy.wav | 42.6K | "A woman says: That was f*ckin trippy...and then laughs..." |
| wbimu.wav | 49.7K | "A child says: Welcome back, I missed you" |
| welbackf.wav | 199K | "From Emerson, lake and Palmer: Welcome back my friends, to the show that never ends. We're so glad you could attend, come inside, come inside... " |
| what.wav | 23.1K | "Dorthy from the Wizard of OZ says: What would you do with a brain if you had one?" |
| whatthe.wav | 15.6K | "What the f*ck is that?" |
| whenugot.wav | 42.4K | "Foghorn Leghorn says: Well, when you-I say-when you gotta go, you gotta go..." |
| women!wav | 29.5K | "F*ckin women...you can't live with 'em...you can't kill 'em..." |
| woohoo.wav | 8.23K | "Homer Simpson yells: WOOOO-HOOOOO" |
| wtf.wav | 35.0K | "Someone screams: What the f*ck is going on here??" |
| wus.wav | 48.1K | "You are a WUS...Part WIMP and part PUSSY." |
| wwonka03.wav | 61.6K | "From Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory: Inside this room all of my dreams become realities and some of my realities become dreams." |
| yocksuck.wav | 25.6K | "You little cock-sucker!" |
| youslut.wav | 42.0K | "You slut, you've been on everything but the Titanic." |
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